Star Consumes Planet in Romantic Death Embrace

I swoon for star-crossed lovers, especially when one of the lovers is a star:

"If the team reporting the discovery is correct about the planet’s future, astronomers should begin to see evidence of a long, very lazy plunge into the star within the next decade..."

I prefer long, lazy plunges into a bottle of Riunite in the company of someone else's wife. But to each his own.

Too bad we won't be around to see this death pact consummated...another million years from now. Sigh.